10 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Public Bus Driver
10) I need to keep minimum speed of 60km/h else the bomb will explode
9) I’m experienced driver. Been driving for the past 7 years. – On simulator
Next Stop: “Sky High” ( and drives toward the end of Scenic Bridge)
7) This bus is recycled
6) This bus doesn’t need safety belts – we got air bags
5) Sleep? Who need sleep. It’s for the weak
4) Oppss… looks like the wheel went off
3) “You may be stressed, but so am I” – (quoting from HK’s Bus Uncle)
2) “Don’t worry, sweetie, don’t worry! Nobody in New York notices a bus until it’s about to hit them! [Samantha]”
1) I got 13 traffic summonses and 2 arrest warrants
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