buying right books
Last week during the MPH Season Clearance sales which took place in Plaza Hamodal or Dataran Hamodal, I went to see if there is any good bargains.

While I was there, it surprises me that there were a lot of books fairly collecting dust and old with tagged 70% discount. As I was browsing, I cannot help but wondering with all these guide books such as dummies guide and etc why there were not any of those book teaching us how to survive in the corporate world. Climbing the corporate ladder and be very good at it?
One of the customer representatives was there to help the customers to look for the titles which is scattered among the boxes and racks of display. I told one of them that I was looking for some book regarding surviving the office kind of materials. I would ended up happily with a burnt in the wallet if they were able to get these few titles for me.

Title 1: Office Politic 101
ISBN : unknown
Publisher : unknown
Description
101 rules to play the office politic like Politician. Harness the people power and climb your way up.
Title 2: How to get to the top by eliminating the top
ISBN : unknown
Publisher : unknown
Description
Corporate ladder is like the pyramid. Only 5% out of the entire corporation. The only way you can reach up there is to get rid of the top. There are various schemes to begin with starting with ….
Title 3: Office Pet : Apple of the eyes
ISBN : unknown
Publisher : unknown
Description
Favoritism works all the time. All one needed is to be the top number one pet and you will be second to none in position to command the minions of the company. In this book will teach how to do apple polishing and variation of it.
Title 4: Doing right by doing nothing
ISBN : unknown
Publisher : unknown
Description
You will do no wrong if you do nothing at all. This book will tell you how to avoid doing anything in the office, within and beyond your job scopes. Among the famous position include the project manager, project engineer…
Oh well too bad then that there are no such titles around. Just a disclaimer to say that the above post was just a fiction and has nothing to do with the living nor dead (coz the Chinese Ghost Festival is around the corner)
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