Eric Joined Wrestling
Aaron and Eric were set to square off for the school gold medal. Before the final match, the Eric ‘s trainer came to him and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Aaron. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has. Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in this hold! If he does, you’re finished!” Eric nodded in acknowledgement.
As the match started, the Eric and the Aaron circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Aaron lunged forward, grabbing the Eric and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
The Pretzel Lock
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn’t even watch the ending.
Suddenly, there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raised his eye just in time to watch the Aaron flying up in the air. The Aaron’s back hit the mat with a thud, and the Eric collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got the Eric wrestler alone, he asked, “How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!”
The Eric answered, “Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.”
“So,” the trainer exclaimed, “that finished him off, did it?”
“No, but you’d be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!”
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