Eric the Salesman
Eric the salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan. He was there to convince the Japanese to come over to invest in his development property.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
‘I’m afraid not, sir,’ the clerk told him apologetically, ‘but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should
serve your purposes.’
Skeptical but intrigued, Eric located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later Eric pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, ‘Manicures – $20.00′.
‘Why not?’ thought Eric. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, ‘This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.’
Eric looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood
into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, Eric was able to withdraw his tender unit….. which now had a button sewn neatly on the end…
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