Eric the salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan. He was there to convince the Japanese to come over to invest in his development property. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. ‘I’m [...]
Wingz comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “I have great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.” The next day, Mrs. Wingz receives a [...]
The teacher asked, “Class use the word contagious and make it in a sentence.” Jerine put her hand up and said, “My little sister has chickenpox and they are contagious.” The teacher said, “Very good Jerine.” Alie raised her hand and said, “My little brother has the mumps and they are contagious”. The teacher said, [...]
This reminds me of the Eric when he tried to hire a Personal Assistant. LOL A boss has to interview four girls for a secretary’s position. He thought of a question and asked each one of them: Boss: “A woman normally has two mouths, What’s the difference between the two?” The first one answered: One [...]
One fine day, when Eric goes oversea for a business trip, Eric had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he thought he would get himself some of those boom boom girl he saw advertised in phone booths when he was calling for a cab. He grabbed a [...]
Aaron and William were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Aaron glanced over and noticed that William’s penis was twisted like a corkscrew. “Wow,” Aaron said. “I’ve never seen one like that before.” “Like what?” William said. “All twisted like a pig’s tail,” Aaron said. “Well, what’s yours like?” William said. “Straight, [...]
These two guys, Earl and Eric, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean. After 37 hours in the air, Earl says “Eric, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are”. Eric lets out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to [...]
Below were the excerpt from Joshua’s statement during a court case “You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background,” sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. “If I wasn’t under oath, I’d return the compliment,” replied the Joshua
Athan been going to Bangkok recently. Knowing that Bangkok has a lot of boom boom girl, he went to try it out. After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if [...]
We always know that Thomas love to travel. What will happened when he owned an airline of his own? Let’s called it Thomas Airways “Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain Thomas Yap speaking. I am welcoming you to Thomas Airways Flight TA967. We apologize for the four day delay in taking off, [...]
