The Sensitive Eric
Disclaimer: this is merely a joke. Nothing to do Barisan Nasional, Pakatan Rakyat, General Election or even the living nor dead. If it happens to be, it was merely a coincidental thing. It also got nothing to do with Namewee, Nasi Lemak 2020 and even nuclear warhead, submarine, viagra and sex.
Joe, Doe and John were working for Eric. They were assigned to be on a very high scaffolding one day to work on a high profile project. It could be Warisan Merdeka for all I know. Anyway, suddenly, John falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with John’s body, Joe and Doe realize that one of them is going to have to tell John’s wife.
Since none of them good with words, they decided to bring it to their big boss Eric. Eric as we know damn eskyen one says he’s good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.
After two hours he returns, carrying a carton of beers, 1 Moet and 2 VSOP.
This Is Eric Yong
“So did you tell her?” asks Doe.
“Yep”, replied Eric.
“Say, where did you get all the drinks? From the food review outlets”
Eric informs Doe. “She gave it to me!”
“What??!!! Yao mou lan??” exclaims Joe, “KNN, you just told her her husband died and she gave you these?? MGH, dun prey prey wei”
“Sure,” Eric says.
“Why?” asks Joe.
“Well,” Eric continues, “when she answered the door, I asked her, ‘are you John’s widow?’ ‘Widow?’, she said, ‘no, no, you’re mistaken, I’m not a widow!’
Eric says, “So I said: “Wanna bet?”
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