William and Aaron
Aaron and William were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Aaron glanced over and noticed that William’s penis was twisted like a corkscrew.
“Wow,” Aaron said. “I’ve never seen one like that before.”
“Like what?” William said. “All twisted like a pig’s tail,” Aaron said.
“Well, what’s yours like?” William said.
“Straight, like normal,” Aaron said.
“I thought mine was normal until I saw yours,” William said.
Aaron finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants.
“What did you do that for?” William said.
“Shaking off the excess drops,” Aaron said. “Like normal.”
“&%$#@ !,” William said. “And all these years I’ve been wringing it.”
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