Wingz and Overdue
Wingz comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “I have great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.”
The next day, Mrs. Wingz receives a telephone call from Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB) because the electricity bill has not been paid.
“Am I speaking to Mrs. Wingz?” “Yes…… speaking”
“Mrs Wingz, You’re a month overdue, you know!”
“How do YOU know?” stammers the woman.
“Well, ma’am, it’s in our files!” says the guy.
“What are you saying? It’s in your files…… HOW?????”
“Yes ……….. We have a system of finding out who’s overdue ”
“GOD !!!!!!……… this is too much……….”
“Madam, I am sorry…… I am following orders…. I have to inform you are overdue”
“I know that …….. let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ….. he will speak to your company tomorrow “
That night, Mrs Wingz tells her husband about the visit, and Wingz, mad as a bull, rushes to TNB’s office the next day morning.
“What’s going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?” Wingz shouts.
“Just calm down,” says the lady at the reception at TNB , “It’s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us..”
“PAY you? and if I refuse?” said Wingz.
“Well, in that case, sir, we’d have no option but to cut yours off.”
“And what would my wife do then?” Wingz asks.
“I don’t know. I guess she’d have to use a candle.” replied the lady.
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